The Big Dumb Developer

Here are some big dumb comments I stumbled upon today:

    con = getConnection(DB_POOL);           //get the database connection
    stmt = con.prepareStatement( query );   //prepare the statement
    rs = stmt.executeQuery();               //execute query

This code is Department of Redundancy Department Approved /*approved by the department of redundancy department*/

I love that the variable names are so short and unclear.